You Know You're Obsessed...

1. Your bookcase is suddenly overtaken by Spiderman comics

2. Your dresser is suddenly conquered by Doc Ock actionfigures

3. You look at your old art of bishonen, and whonder why you felt the need to starve the poor boys.

4. You attempt to make a set of tetacles out of dowl rods, duct tape, slinkies and tin-foil.

5. You wear said tentacles to school, and when your teacher tells you to take them off, you instist they were fuzed to your body in a horrible accident.

6. You start drinking Sunny Delight in order to hold "the power of the Sun in the plam of your hand".

7. You swich your  major in college from English lit to Nuclear Physics.

8. As an alternate to the previous, you keep your lit major, and run around campus trying to find distracted science majors to explain poetry to.

9. People you don't like are no longer jerks and lame-asses, they are bubbling idiots', and 'fools who will never understand your genius'.

10. When you get in any trouble (dosn't matter what you did) you blaim it on the Tentacles.

11. Because of the previous, your parents begin to worry that you may be scizophrenic.

12. When the hairdresser asks you what you want, you seriously consider telling her to give you a bowl cut.

13. All your friends are tured of hearing about 'the great Doctor Otto Octavius'

14. You name your car 'Otto' and laugh at the horrible pun.

15. If anyone dosn't get the previous pun, you pout, and mutter about uneducated idiots.

16. You wonder which costs more, a lab coat or a trench coat, and if you could possibly afford both.

17. You consider stealing the aformentioned items, and balming it on the tentacles. Again.

18. Your English teacher is amazed at your improved vocabulary.

19. You draw a picture of Otto in all black and white checkers and call it 'Ock art'.

20. You can't stop making horrible Ock puns.

21. You like Peter Parker, but not Spiderman.

22. Hentai (japanese tentacle porn) dosn't shock and disturb you like it used to.

....and more to come!